The Healing Properties of Wine


I’m conducting my own research project and thus far the results are as follows:

Wine (any variety) can exhibit any or all of the following benefits:

1. Reduced care level of surrounding chaos

2. Slower speech enabling increased time to think before speaking

3. Enhanced enjoyment of all genres of music

4. Increased courage and self-esteem

5. Higher levels of food appreciation

6. Enhanced ability to dance

7. Increased ability to stay on pitch enabling karaoke/sing-alongs/drowning out the radio

8. Lower level of bullshit tolerance

9. Higher probability to stare into space thinking about nothing at all for extended periods of time

10. Enhances the phenomenal taste of chocolate

This research is incomplete, the testing is currently underway and additional results will be posted as necessary.


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